onlylolgifs:

Huge Saint Bernard dog being needy

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instantxcrush:

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

WE HAVE THESE HERE I LOVE THIS POST

instantxcrush:

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

WE HAVE THESE HERE I LOVE THIS POST

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samanator13:

When you and your friends are online at the same time—

image

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synnesai:

oh man just let me have this ok i know it’s juts his helmet and junk but like ///waves arms WHAT A FINALE!!

synnesai:

oh man just let me have this ok i know it’s juts his helmet and junk but like ///waves arms WHAT A FINALE!!

(via tainted-petals)

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

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We may never know.

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imsecretlyanachievementhunter:

If you don’t think that these two are LITERALLY THE CUTEST YOU ARE WRONG.

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yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

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evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

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lifeoftroye:

tyleroakley:

radondoran:

THIS WAS ALREADY PERFECT

BUT THEN THE LYRICS STARTED

OH MY GOD

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